Piranha 3dd delights in over the top grossness and gore with plenty of jugs thrown in for good measure. He brings only straighttovideo conviction to piranha 3dd, which follows the bloody fallout of a clueless gary busey. Later on, she has sex and the piranha bites the guys junk. Horror bmovie schlock is alive and well in the scream awards trailer for piranha 3dd, which aims to be even more of a guilty pleasure than. We dont know when or if this item will be back in stock. Piranha 3dd the creative team behind the feast series dives into the bloody waters of the piranha franchise with this outrageous sequel set in a popular water park. Waterpark strippers and fierce crotchdwelling fish. In piranha 3d alexandre aja brings us hungry fish and shredded. Jun 01, 2012 piranha 3dd is also a camp bloodbath in the way of seventies 3d movies. With danielle panabaker, ving rhames, david hasselhoff, matt bush. Piranha 1978 piranha is a 1978 american horror b movie about a swarm of killer piranhas. While shelby and josh are having sex, the piranha in shelbys vagina bites joshs penis, forcing. During spring break on lake victoria, a popular waterside resort, an underground tremor releases hundreds of prehistoric, carnivorous piranha into the lake. David hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of baywatch to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park.
Three writers to write a simple tongueincheek monster movie, a genre that has its own template for decades now and is a simple paintingbythennumbers procedure. Because of this, it is the only choice for target film for this weeks box office prediction contest. Randolph to find his niece that has disappeared with her boyfriend. After the events at lake victoria, the prehistoric school of bloodthirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. Piranha 3dd was released yesterday june 1 on the u. It stars danielle panabaker, matt bush, david koechner, chris zylka, katrina bowden, gary busey, christopher lloyd and david hasselhoff production began on april 27, 2011 with a. I n piranha 3d, alexandre aja classed up a trashy scenarioprehistoric piranhas meet springbreak fucktardswith winking humor and selfconscious aesthetic affectation. With piranha 3d, playboy cover girl kelly brook shows her teeth august 20, 2010 8. Its technically more of the same, albeit with a lesser qualitythe jokes are flatter, the gore not quite as inventive, and the budget tighter though hellraiser and children of the corn fans would probably kill for a sequel with this kind. Everything that piranha got right in 2010, 3dd gets wrong now. Piranha 3dd by john gulager danielle panabaker, matt bush. This little flick came out when i was still piranha hungry and when i saw the trailer i thought yes it is going to be much different in many ways such as the feeling of the movie, the seriousness level which pretty much was absent in this movie, and the humor tone of the movie.
That said, the whole things pretty damn lean and mean, giving us backstory, introduction, sex, more sex, and massacre, all within about 20 minutes. Battling 3d piranha is one thing, but asking out a real. But after the first piranha goes in for a bite, the rest of the school attacks in a full force feeding frenzy. The private investigator maggie mcnamara from lyon investigation is hired by the wealthy j. Looking for online definition of 3dd or what 3dd stands for. Older teens may be drawn to the movie for the promise of nudity implied in the title and its available on demand. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric maneating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the areas new razortoothed residents. Danielle panabaker, david koechner, katrina bowden, gary busey. It was directed and coedited by joe dante and starred bradford dillman, heather menzies, kevin mccarthy, keenan wynn, barbara steele, and dick miller. Kelly brook totally nude in piranha 3d did you know.
Piranha 3dd was supposed to open wide, but thats changed to a limited release. Its stripped of wit, charm, satire, social commentary and dignity. Mostly, though, piranha 3dd spiritlessly moves from scene to scene, set piece to set piece, most too incoherent and halfrealized, among them the least credible decapitation the movies have ever seen, to qualify as actual scenes or set pieces, all sutured together with redundant underwater b roll. A study in lewd boyhumour, here fearsome flesheaters are apparently more terrifying than a reallife girl. At first i thought it was going to be bad when i saw it, but suprisingly, it had some new themes to it which made it a fairly enjoyable oldfashioned horror movie with shockingly good special effects. Two teens break into an abandoned facility to engage in a spot of skinny dipping in the reservoir, and are promptly pulled under and torn to shreds. And because our target film is a fairytale adventure, so is the main prize. Maggie seeks out the lonely environmentalist paul grogan to help her to look for the teenager. David hasselhoff takes the mickey out of himself, girls take their tops off more funny than erotic i. The 30year old model has come under fire for appearing in a bikini in nearly all of her scenes in the horror movie piranha 3d. You have a scene in which one of the girls ashley meagan tandy handcuffs her boyfriend to. The creative team behind the feast series dives into the bloody waters of the piranha franchise with this outrageous sequel.
Piranha by joe dante bradford dillman, heather menzies. As sequels go, piranha 3dd has barely enough heft to squeeze out 83 minutes of hohum entertainment, although it faithfully delivers plenty of menacing fish and bouncing boobs, as amply advertised. It stars danielle panabaker, matt bush, david koechner, chris zylka, katrina bowden, gary busey, christopher lloyd and david hasselhoff. With piranha 3d, playboy cover girl kelly brook shows. David hasselhoff shows up to pretend hes a life guard just about the time the piranha enter the pool.
There were some scenes in piranha 3d that genuinely freakedgrossed me out and in piranha. Piranha 3dd is a nobrainer when it comes to entertainment it wants fans and critiques to numb their minds and make fun out of everything on the screen, some fanscritiques unfortunately cannot and i respect that it shows that they want a seriously superb movie. The book piranha, by clive cussler and boyd morrison was published by penguin random house and was published from 2014 to 2015. Piranha is a 1978 b comedyhorror film, directed by joe dante and written by directortobe john sayles, about a swarm of geneticallyengineered killer piranhas. Piranha 3dd 2012 cast and crew though it was once a wholesome, familyoriented attraction, a water park owned by chet david koechner now features a nudist pool and aquatic strippers. In piranha 3dd, giant prehistoric piranhas from the previous piranha movie. And it was uttered in piranha 3dd, the sequel to 2010s piranha 3d which was itself a remake of the joe dante classic of 1978.
Starring danielle panabaker, ving rhames, david hasselhoff, christopher lloyd, david koechner, chris zylka, megan tandy, katrina bowden, matt bush and. I saw it, and its even worst than the first one, although it still entertains me. Piranha 3dd isnt so much a movie as it is a sloppily sequenced parade of juvenile stupidity whereas the original was rather immaculately sequenced. Recommendation engine sorted out scary, humorous, semi serious and cult film films with plots about gory, deadly, danger, blood, gore, violence and zombie mostly in horror, comedy and action genres. But its precisely because it tries so hard that this film ultimately fails. He reluctantly offers some cash to a young girl whose mother is dead, but then accidentally reverses over her with his golf cart. The sun is shining and the temperature has spiked, and now everyone is heading. Turn on looping for your embedded video so it will play over and over and over and over and over and you get the idea. Jun 24, 20 technically, yes, though piranha 3dd clocks in at an anemic 70 minutes, so its just barely a movie. Piranha 3dd 2012 john llewellyn proberts house of mortal. With william katt, alexandra paul, monte markham, darleen carr. When josh went skinny dipping, she joined and a piranha went in her vagina. So i figure, how can you go wrong with another piranha movie.
The most shocking revelation of piranha 3dd is when the end credits rolled and it was revealed to me that this movie had no less than three writers. Especially one with a tagline like, double the action. Watch as this fish is stripped down to the bare bones in mere seconds. This film was nominated despite having not been released at the time of the awards ceremony. Well lemme tell you guys about the history behind this movie first. From topless women splashing about in the water, to an unfortunate fellow who loses his penis to a stubborn fish, piranha 3dd tries hard to recycle many of the same elements that made its 2010 predecessor, piranha 3d, such trashy fun. Flan flood has decided to leave behind the world of rich socialites to attend. Piranha 3dd, owing to the sequels remake being hotter and sexier. Piranha 3dd 2012 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Is it ok for kids to read books outside their reading levels. Theres a story in here somewhere, too, though the film is barely 70 minutes minus end credits and outtakes.
When the piranhas hit the water park, multiple dolly zooms occur while david hasselhoff watches the carnage ensue, then snarks that a boy also named david went back in the water, a reference to. Piranha 3d is an alrightmade remark from the old 1970s version. Piranha 3d premiere kelly brook, elisabeth shue, riley steel, jessica szohr. Kelly brook has hit back at critics of her hollywood film debut. Piranha 3d is a 2010 american 3d comedy horror film that serves as a loose remake of the comedy horror film piranha 1978 and an entry in the piranha film series. Oct 21, 2010 piranha 3dd girl rips off her hair and part of her pretty face duration.
In this book the crew of the ship the oregon fake the destruction of their ship to attain anonymity once more but an unknown traitorous american weapons designer has completed his grandfathers work and now wields. Jun 01, 2012 christopher lloyd back to the future reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor paul scheer the league and a partially devoured ving rhames pulp fiction back for more fish frenzy. With elisabeth shue, jerry oconnell, richard dreyfuss, ving rhames. Piranha 3dd dated for home video, full specs swim in. Thats the mark of an artist, if not necessarily a genius. I foolishly lampoon a truly beautiful piece of cinematic magic. Shelby is the unfortunate recipient of a piranha swimming up her privates and it sorta makes itself at home up inside her because she not only doesnt realize what. To go along with the 3 clips released yesterday, inside weve now added a duo of new broll piranha 3dd videos that go behindthe. Bikini girl kelly brook defends her role in piranha 3d.
Jul 08, 2014 just look at the 1978 cult film piranha, in which a pack of piranhas escape a military experiment gone wrong and feast on unsuspecting lakeswimmers. Add to this preposterousness a piranha living inside a girls vagina for days. Piranha 3dd does go the extra outrageous mile with such gags as a piranha interrupting a coitus session and ving rhames turning up and blowing away piranhas with his gun legs never mind the many jokes involving david hasselhoff, yet in spite of all this, the sequel comes off like a halfflat soda on a hot day still tasty, but just not as. Fandom apps take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat.
If you enjoyed the hell out of 2010s piranha remake, if you thought that it was intelligent while pulling off the most absurd content youd ever seen, then do not watch piranha 3dd. Piranha 3dd 2012, piranha 1978, zombeavers 2014, braindead 1992, tremors 1990. A sequel to the 2010 film piranha 3d, it is part of the piranha film series and was directed by john gulager from a screenplay by marcus dunstan and patrick melton. While the producers may have meant piranha 3d, both the official website and the awards ceremony stated that the nominee was piranha 3dd and alternately piranha 3d. The reason why i think there might be a piranha 3ddd or whatever cup size comes after dd its because at the end of piranha 3d the piranha s are. Jun 21, 2012 piranha 3dd may not offer much else, but it takes full advantage of the hoff legacy, from his role as mitch on baywatch to his recording career to the infamous drunken video shot by his daughter. The key sequence involves a fish swimming inside a woman while shes skinny dipping. Piranha 3dd 2012 piranha 3d was one of my favourite films of 2010, a riotous, glorious mix of the elements that made 70s and 80s exploitation cinema great, delivered with just enough of a twinkle in the eye that all the daft goresoaked proceedings ended up being one of the most enjoyable efforts of the year. Jul 27, 2010 kelly brook has hit back at critics of her hollywood film debut. She then vomits at the park and she goes with maddy to the dock. Minter focuses on a minor character drawn from her insiders series in this spinoff.